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tra-la-la, this is the tumblr of a 22 year old brand-spankin'-new nurse who will not "practice mouth to mouth on you" and will instead offer a free prostate exam to those who attempt that pick up line for the 5,632 time.

I will always have a soft spot in her heart for slashy HP fanfiction and snape, drive like a homicidal maniac, and read trashy celebrity magazines. I work hard, shout a lot, and threaten to beat people good-naturedly with sticks.

I am a straight ally for the LGBTQ community and needless to say, this tumblr is friendly as such.

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hatsuu:

you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

(via beckbeckgoose)

omg omg omg omg

so a flower delivery guy showed up at my door ten minutes ago with two roses, a balloon and a teddy bear and a romantic note from the world’s most wonderful boyfriend :3

I have a giant goofy grin on my face right now eeeeeeeee, no one’s ever sent me flowers yet :3

*herp derp derp*

labs: unequivocally, the best dog ever

mensweardog:

Punch Up That Vintage Blazer

Wool Herringbone Blazer: Vintage | Tie Bar: The Tie Bar | Button-Up Shirt: Ben Sherman | Knit Tie: Polo Ralph Lauren

not shown: Jeans: Acne Max New Raw Selvage | Belt: Tanner Goods | Brogue Boots: Allen Edmonds (Dalton)