this punchline is a joke

tra-la-la, this is the tumblr of a 22 year old brand-spankin'-new nurse who will not "practice mouth to mouth on you" and will instead offer a free prostate exam to those who attempt that pick up line for the 5,632 time.

I will always have a soft spot in her heart for slashy HP fanfiction and snape, drive like a homicidal maniac, and read trashy celebrity magazines. I work hard, shout a lot, and threaten to beat people good-naturedly with sticks.

I am a straight ally for the LGBTQ community and needless to say, this tumblr is friendly as such.