this punchline is a joke

23 year old nurse who will not "practice mouth to mouth on you" and will instead offer a free prostate exam to those who attempt that pick up line for the 5,632 time.
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ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

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lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

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corgiaddict:

linusthecorgi:

Photo by Lisa Dawkins on FB

Is this real life? 

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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