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23 year old nurse who will not "practice mouth to mouth on you" and will instead offer a free prostate exam to those who attempt that pick up line for the 5,632 time.
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Marvellous

I feel these would be the same people to try and straighten an outlet with a fork. This is why natural selection isn’t fast enough…

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I need to stop reading melancholy Steve/Bucky fanfic because it’s giving me all the feels and making me want to get back into writing aughhhh

*internally flails*

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there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.
Those are the green guys. 
They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 
They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 


How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH
i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.

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there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.

Those are the green guys. 

They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 

They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 

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How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH

i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.

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  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.