this punchline is a joke

tra-la-la, this is the tumblr of a 21 year old nursing student who has a dog, way too many icons, messy hair, and is often two fries short of a happy meal.

she is a sugar junkie, has a blackberry fused to her hand, will always have a soft spot in her heart for slashy HP fanfiction and snape, drives like a homicidal maniac, reads trashy celebrity magazines, and is always trying to tame her hair in desperation. she works hard, shouts a lot, and threatens to beat people good-naturedly with sticks.

she is a straight ally for the LGBTQ community and needless to say, this tumblr is friendly as such.

in short, I AM FULL OF AWESOMESAUCE. and unnecessary gifs and macros of dancing dogs and cats. huzzah!
Recent Tweets @fly_chickadee

peaceloveandecstasy:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

TRY COLOURING IN THAT SHIT WHEN YOU’RE 7 AND HAVE NO FINE MOTOR SKILLS.
FUCKING NUNAVUT.
ASK ANY CANADIAN, I SWEAR TO THE GOD OF MAPLE SYRUP.

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

mariahcareyspoolboy:

a gay pride parade consisting only of straight teenage girls

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the-left-lane-is-for-passing:

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.

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zoophobiacrazies:

FGHBJK<3333333

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